June 2013
if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails
have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?
You don’t get presents on your birthday because you were born, you get presents as rewards for still being alive.
Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
remember when third grade was stressful
did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???
bologna is a fucked up word
