blurdays: 9 out of 10 dentists recommend following my blog not just for a brigther smile but for a brighter future
thesweetlittledudes: how do people do things and go out everyday like i go out and i have to take a week to recover
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
liverpate: azraeldoesnotdispute: liverpate: why am i not a banana Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana. thanks man
A haiku about Mario Kart
hippiebones: Are you kidding me Who the fuck threw that red shell I will fuck you up
dslites: why does chad just carry a basketball to every class like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies chad u ok chad chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
why do i even bother setting a desktop background if it’s covered by my browser 24/7
operator: 911 what's your emergency
me: do you like me
lovinitmorethanmcdonalds: dorothy-cotton: Another year passes me by. I feel myself growing older each day, not so much aging as I am decaying. Rotting, slowly, from the outside in. Life is pain. Life is cruel. The moment you part from your mother’s womb, you are truly alone - trapped in the shall you call a body. And yet we celebrate birth. Cake. Candles. a mockery. A monument to...
people who comment on everything they reblog Reblogging for the picture! xD
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: this is my black friend with duct tape on her mouth this was her after ripping off the tape and this is her after she found out i was taking pictures
sonicdrivein: I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
wouldyouliketosaveyourprogress: taylor swift looks like those white girls who show up 10 minutes late to class with starbucks every day
firecrotchgallaghers: It’s almost autumn. I can smell the series premieres in the air. #I love the smell of fandom in the morning #mmm smells like emotional trauma
Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
antisocial antisocool aint I so cool
foxnewsofficial: the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi
I don’t like looking people in the eyes while I walk around town because they might challenge me to a Pokemon battle and I just don’t have time for that.
people who interrupt me when i speak
When you're fighting with your sibling and you... →
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i didn’t choose the antisocial computer addicted life, the antisocial computer addicted life chose me.