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September 2012

blurdays:

9 out of 10 dentists recommend following my blog not just for a brigther smile but for a brighter future

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thesweetlittledudes:

how do people do things and go out everyday like i go out and i have to take a week to recover

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if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

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A haiku about Mario Kart

hippiebones:

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that red shell
I will fuck you up

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dslites:

why does chad just carry a basketball to every class

like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies

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chad u ok

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chad

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chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok

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why do i even bother setting a desktop background if it’s covered by my browser 24/7

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  • operator: 911 what's your emergency
  • me: do you like me
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lovinitmorethanmcdonalds:

dorothy-cotton:

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Another year passes me by.

I feel myself growing older each day, not so much aging as I am decaying. Rotting, slowly, from the outside in.

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Life is pain. Life is cruel. The moment you part from your mother’s womb, you are truly alone - trapped in the shall you call a body.

And yet we celebrate birth.

Cake.

Candles.

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a mockery. A monument to my torment.

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dude u gotta loosen up its ur birthday omg

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wanna get high

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Perhaps.

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people who comment on everything they reblog

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Reblogging for the picture! xD

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