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September 2012
how do people do things and go out everyday like i go out and i have to take a week to recover
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that red shell
I will fuck you up
why does chad just carry a basketball to every class
like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies
chad u ok
chad
chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
why do i even bother setting a desktop background if it’s covered by my browser 24/7
- operator: 911 what's your emergency
- me: do you like me
Another year passes me by.
I feel myself growing older each day, not so much aging as I am decaying. Rotting, slowly, from the outside in.
Life is pain. Life is cruel. The moment you part from your mother’s womb, you are truly alone - trapped in the shall you call a body.
And yet we celebrate birth.
Cake.
Candles.
a mockery. A monument to my torment.
dude u gotta loosen up its ur birthday omg
wanna get high
Perhaps.
people who comment on everything they reblog
Reblogging for the picture! xD
